ANSWERS

1. CHOOSE ONE
* CAKE
(CAKE IS AWESOME + 10)
* PIE
(If there is no cake it will do +5)
* Neither
(I’m Allergic to one of the ingredients in both) (Medical Excuse +0 yes ZERO)
* Neither
(GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOUSE -10)

2. CHOOSE ONE
* Pirates
(Pirates are cool +5)
* Ninja
(DUDE ITS FREAKING NINJA'S COMON! + 10)
* Neither
(YOU MUST CHOOSE A SIDE OR DIE -5)
* I don’t understand
(Good, we need more fuel for the fire, how well do you Burn? -20)

3. Do You Have A Zombie Plan?
* Yes
(Excellent +10)
* No
(Good you're Zombie Fodder -5)
* A what now?
(Dude, seriously? Wait. What? Listen. I HATE YOU -10)

4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
* A wood chuck could chuck no amount of wood cause a wood chuck can’t chuck wood
(+5)
* All of it
(FAIL -10)
* Yes
(Exactly +10)

5. CHOOSE ONE
* Unreal
(Unreal is GOD +10)
* Quake
(If Unreal is not available +5)
* What are these words?
(Seriously Kill yourself. Now -20)

6. CHOOSE ONE
* PC
(All HAIL +10)
* Mac
(If you are an animator or other creative person +10 otherwise -20 fucking loser)
* Both
(I'm sorry what? -10)
* I don’t understand the choices
(I'm sorry are you from the past? -100)

7. When Asked you address what do you do?
* Provide your postal and or physical address
(+1)
* Provide an IP Address
(For Funny effect +5)
* Provide a MAC address
(For L33tn355 +10)
* Neither I live in a box leeching power from a main line to game on
(Theft is not kewl and neither is being homeless man get a fucking job loser -50)

8. How Frequently do you shower/bath (Deodorant is not the same)
* Daily
(Good Man +20)
* Weekly
(Well at least you Bath +5)
* Monthly
(dude, by this time no amount of soap will make you clean -10)
* I Have a French citizenship
(Die. Please. Away from me - 100)
* Yes
(Is always a good answer +5)
* Hourly
(how do you find time to game? -5)

9. CHOOSE TWO
* Anime
(+10)
* Cartoons
(+10)
* Live Action
(+5)
* Soap Opera
(-50)

10. PICK ONE
* Wolverine
(+10)
* Gambit
(+10)
* Night Crawler
(+10)
* Professor X
(+5)
* Jean Grey
(-5)
* Cyclops
(-10)
* Jubilee
(-20)
* Ice Man
(+5)
* Colossus
(+5)
* Who are these people?
(You're an embarrassment to the gene pool. -50)

11. What is your gender?
* Male
(+10)
* Female
(+10)
* Steven Pikker
(+5)

12. What is your gender online?
* Male
(Correct there are only Men Online +10)
* Female
(FAIL there are no gurls on teh internets -50)

13. THERE IS NO 13th Question
* Yes
(Nuff Said -0)

14. What is the first thing one does at a LAN
* Brag about everything new you have
(Fagget, atleast u brought new stuff -5)
* State how awesome your mad gaming skills are since the last one
(Noob Fagget, pawned you last time won't be different this time -10)
* Leech everything off of everyone around you
(FUCKING BANDWIDTH WHORE -20)
* Setup your PC and already have all the games installed and ready to play
(LIAR -5)
* Go get food
(Food is always good +5)
* Roll One
(Brilliant, but why has it not already been rolled? +5)
* Roll Many
(Good man +10)

15. If you lose all your data what do you do?
* No problem I have backups
(GOOD FOR YOU, but no self respecting gamer backsup +5)
* Cry
(Fucking Pansy DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT -10)
* Sell your soul to the devil to retrieve it
(NOW THAT'S DEDICATION, but Satan is a lie and you do not have a soul dumbass -5)
* Make use of your previous EMO phase and create noose and hang your neighbors
(You where EMO, Fucking Moron -100)
* Set fire to the drive, get a new one and start a new life
(We have all been there, fire always makes it better +10)

If You score 125+ congratulations you will get along with us just fine ^_^ but you're still a fagget
If you score lower then 125 get the fuck out now you fucking moron.