The Bro Code (INCOMPLETE)

The following is a set of rules collectively known as the Bro Code. The Bro Code is used to determine what is acceptable behaviour among Bros, the Common Term is Bros Before Ho's. This code does however include the possibility of Females as Bros and Males as Hos.

A definition is required first. What is a Bro and what is a Ho

BRO's Attributes
01 Has ever loaned you money, knowing you are probably not going to pay it back
02 Has repeatedly gotten out of bed when you phoned them at 3.a.m to come fetch them cause your too drunk to remember where your phone is to call a taxi, the phone that they are using to call you on I might add.
03 Puts up with you constant bitching about the woman/man that left you for some other reason
04 Actively remembers your birthday
05 Tries to cheer you up when your depressed, and succeeds
06 Helped you out when your car was stolen or immobilised
07 Spent a night in jail with you because of a joint venture of idiocy
08 Spends the whole night and day trying to bail you out of jail for fear of your anal virginity
09 Is still around after you abandoned them for your horrible x girlfriend for 2 years
10 Has saved you from yourself in any way

A Bro will be 7 or more of the above mentioned attributes. Anyone else, is a HO

THE BRO CODE

01. The Golden Rule
The most important rule, Bros Before Ho's. If a Bro needs you, for ANYTHING at all no matter how small it may seem. They Take preference. Even if your about to get laid.

02. The Cock Block Rule
If a Bro is getting it on and it does not conflict with n of the rules, you will not in anyway hinder or otherwise prevent them from getting it on.

03. The SO Rule
A tricky rule but important. You do not hit on your Bro's SO (Significant Other) The significant other takes preference over Bros for a 6 Month period at which point your Bros can start calling you pussy/cock whipped and start moaning about how you never spend time with them anymore

04. The Bro Over So Rule
Until such time as you actually live with your SO you will make time for your Bros with out them
You're SO is an accepted part of the group, but sometimes Bros need Bros. Once you live with them. They are part of you and thus no longer detachable.

05. The X Dating Rule
The rules regarding dating a Bro's X are widely debated, this will set it straight. If YOU broke it off with your X it is acceptable for a Bro to date them after 6 months. If you're X broke up with you it is acceptable for a bro to date them 6 months after your death. It is not acceptable for your Bros to ask for hints or pointers, after all you had to fuck up to find out, let em fuck up. If it was an agreed breakup (I.E. both parties agreed to the breakup and are still friends) it is acceptable to date them after 6 Months. A bro will not bitch about another bro dating their X if it does not break any rules.

06 The X Banger Rule
If you find out your Bro has got it on with there X for any reason you are allowed to make as many jokes about it for as long as you like.

07 The Silence Rule
Even if it goes against everything you stand for, you may never EVER bust a Bro for anything. Except the murder of your family. Pets included.

08 The Consumables Rule
A bro will not camp out at another Bro's house and consume there food and or other consumable items with out contributing in some way. Acceptable contributions are, money, sexual favours, services such as cleaning and or cooking and Assassination of opposing forces.

09 The Fool Rule
If your bro is dressed or has makeup on that simply makes them look stupid, or more stupid as it may be, you must inform them of such. If they simply look vastly different and it amuses you you may heckle them but it does not prevent you going out with them as such.

10 The Shot Gun Rule
The rules of shotgun are to be respected by all Bros if you screw up, you get the bitch seat. That's it. As stated in the shotgun rules, one can also shotgun Hos and other items of value. Hos do not qualify for the shotgun position and any calls for shotgun are null and void .

11 The Drink/Weed Rule
You will share your drink and or weed with Bro as your Bro will share with you. If you use too much of your Bro's weed or booze you contribute to the next batch see Rule 08

12 The Drunken Rule
If your bro is to drunk to drive you WILL take his keys from him, even if it requires you knocking him the fuck out. If you too are to drunk to drive but not drunk enough to forget that you must secure another Bro capable of driving.

13 Confidentiality Rule
No Conversation between you and another Bro, should it contain information regarding a Bros interaction with other Bros/Hos of the opposite gender will be realyed to your SO until said Bro announces said information to the public at large