The following is a set of rules collectively known as the Bro Code. The Bro Code is used to determine what is acceptable behaviour among Bros, the Common Term is Bros Before Ho's. This code does however include the possibility of Females as Bros and Males as Hos.
A definition is required first. What is a Bro and what is a Ho
BRO's Attributes
01 Has ever loaned you money, knowing you are probably not going to pay it back
02 Has repeatedly gotten out of bed when you phoned them at 3.a.m to come fetch them cause your too drunk to remember where your phone is to call a taxi, the phone that they are using to call you on I might add.
03 Puts up with you constant bitching about the woman/man that left you for some other reason
04 Actively remembers your birthday
05 Tries to cheer you up when your depressed, and succeeds
06 Helped you out when your car was stolen or immobilised
07 Spent a night in jail with you because of a joint venture of idiocy
08 Spends the whole night and day trying to bail you out of jail for fear of your anal virginity
09 Is still around after you abandoned them for your horrible x girlfriend for 2 years
10 Has saved you from yourself in any way
A Bro will be 7 or more of the above mentioned attributes. Anyone else, is a HO
THE BRO CODE
01. The Golden Rule
The most important rule, Bros Before Ho's. If a Bro needs you, for ANYTHING at all no matter how small it may seem. They Take preference. Even if your about to get laid.
02. The Cock Block Rule
If a Bro is getting it on and it does not conflict with n of the rules, you will not in anyway hinder or otherwise prevent them from getting it on.
03. The SO Rule
A tricky rule but important. You do not hit on your Bro's SO (Significant Other) The significant other takes preference over Bros for a 6 Month period at which point your Bros can start calling you pussy/cock whipped and start moaning about how you never spend time with them anymore
04. The Bro Over So Rule
Until such time as you actually live with your SO you will make time for your Bros with out them
You're SO is an accepted part of the group, but sometimes Bros need Bros. Once you live with them. They are part of you and thus no longer detachable.
05. The X Dating Rule
The rules regarding dating a Bro's X are widely debated, this will set it straight. If YOU broke it off with your X it is acceptable for a Bro to date them after 6 months. If you're X broke up with you it is acceptable for a bro to date them 6 months after your death. It is not acceptable for your Bros to ask for hints or pointers, after all you had to fuck up to find out, let em fuck up. If it was an agreed breakup (I.E. both parties agreed to the breakup and are still friends) it is acceptable to date them after 6 Months. A bro will not bitch about another bro dating their X if it does not break any rules.
06 The X Banger Rule
If you find out your Bro has got it on with there X for any reason you are allowed to make as many jokes about it for as long as you like.
07 The Silence Rule
Even if it goes against everything you stand for, you may never EVER bust a Bro for anything. Except the murder of your family. Pets included.
08 The Consumables Rule
A bro will not camp out at another Bro's house and consume there food and or other consumable items with out contributing in some way. Acceptable contributions are, money, sexual favours, services such as cleaning and or cooking and Assassination of opposing forces.
09 The Fool Rule
If your bro is dressed or has makeup on that simply makes them look stupid, or more stupid as it may be, you must inform them of such. If they simply look vastly different and it amuses you you may heckle them but it does not prevent you going out with them as such.
10 The Shot Gun Rule
The rules of shotgun are to be respected by all Bros if you screw up, you get the bitch seat. That's it. As stated in the shotgun rules, one can also shotgun Hos and other items of value. Hos do not qualify for the shotgun position and any calls for shotgun are null and void .
11 The Drink/Weed Rule
You will share your drink and or weed with Bro as your Bro will share with you. If you use too much of your Bro's weed or booze you contribute to the next batch see Rule 08
12 The Drunken Rule
If your bro is to drunk to drive you WILL take his keys from him, even if it requires you knocking him the fuck out. If you too are to drunk to drive but not drunk enough to forget that you must secure another Bro capable of driving.
13 Confidentiality Rule
No Conversation between you and another Bro, should it contain information regarding a Bros interaction with other Bros/Hos of the opposite gender will be realyed to your SO until said Bro announces said information to the public at large
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Shot Gun Rules
1. The shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of whether the driver is in sight of the car
2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey you are automatically given shotgun. You retain this position for the entire journey, unless you violate rules 12, 17, 23 or any other rules stipulating the loss of shotgun.
3. You cannot declare shotgun if someone has previously declared shotgun for that journey.
4. When simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from all the people who called.
5. Shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi-storey or underground car park!)
6. Shotgun cannot be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey.
7. Once shotgun has been called the driver has the option of a reload. The driver yells “reload” and this means that all previous calls of shotgun are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat. This is helpful if the driver really doesn’t like the person who first called shotgun. It is often used when there is a simultaneous call and the driver is unsure of the outcome. Note that a shotgun has only 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once.
8. Ja rob rule...if he’s in the car shotgun now means back left, so he cant punch you every time a yellow car goes past.
9. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the middle (of the “bitch” seat).
10. Because everyone is created equal, men have the same right to the front seat of the car as women (ie women don't own the front seat!).
11. If the regular driver of the vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given shotgun.
12. Once the journey has begun, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. However if they feel the road requires their full attention, or they simply cannot be arsed any more, duty is passed to the shotgunner. However putting on crap tunes or allowing for silence when the iPod finishes a song or ANY instances of TAKE THAT will result in demotion to bitch seat.
13. Anyone calling shotgun must have his or her shoes on. This is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on and slowing the journey. This is known as the Shoe Rule.
14. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsies and other girly calls!
15. Despite the debate, shotgun CAN be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door, etc).
16. When travelling with a couple, one of the couple MUST shotgun the front. No one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are in the back all over each other.
17. If someone has successfully called shotgun, they have the right to the front seat. They do not have the right to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if I was driving"). If the passenger does this, then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder.
18. If someone says, "what’s shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk.
19. If the shotgunner attempts to open the door just as the driver is unlocking it and jams the lock half open so that the driver needs to lock it and unlock it again, the shotgunner forfeits their position. This is known as shotgun suicide.
20. The holder of shotgun assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off license nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is in essence the copilot and therefore the enforcer of behavior in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/water spraying/bag throwing at the passengers in the back.
21. Automatic "couple's rights act 1997". This law states that, if the driver is the boyfriend/girlfriend of a passenger in the car, this person has the right to the seat of their choice.
22. If one of the potential occupants of the vehicle is dressed (convincingly) as a pirate then they are given automatic shotgun. In the event of more than one pirate being present, a sword fight shall determine the successful shotgunner. This is known as The Pirate Rule.
23. When driving past a woman walking a dog, everyone in the car must shout out the window, "who's walking who?” It is the shotgunner’s responsibility and failure to spot potential heckling, results in demotion to the bitch seat!
24. When riding in a 2 or 3 door car, it is the responsibility of the shotgunner to allow rear passengers in and out of the back of the car, NOT THE DRIVERS!! Regardless of the weather conditions.
25. Obviously the previous rule on the subject didn’t clarify things completely with everyone coming up with a new rule that over rules shotgun. NOTHING overrules shotgun. Shotgun is final and cannot be overruled!!!!
26. It is the successful shotgunners responsibility to be on the look out for any police and/or speed cameras. if the shotgunner doesn't spot a speed camera and this results in a speeding ticket it is immediately their fault and not the drivers.
27. anyone posting links to shit websites that no one cares about will be permanently demoted to the bitch seat. seriously fuck off no one cares....
2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey you are automatically given shotgun. You retain this position for the entire journey, unless you violate rules 12, 17, 23 or any other rules stipulating the loss of shotgun.
3. You cannot declare shotgun if someone has previously declared shotgun for that journey.
4. When simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from all the people who called.
5. Shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi-storey or underground car park!)
6. Shotgun cannot be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey.
7. Once shotgun has been called the driver has the option of a reload. The driver yells “reload” and this means that all previous calls of shotgun are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat. This is helpful if the driver really doesn’t like the person who first called shotgun. It is often used when there is a simultaneous call and the driver is unsure of the outcome. Note that a shotgun has only 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once.
8. Ja rob rule...if he’s in the car shotgun now means back left, so he cant punch you every time a yellow car goes past.
9. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the middle (of the “bitch” seat).
10. Because everyone is created equal, men have the same right to the front seat of the car as women (ie women don't own the front seat!).
11. If the regular driver of the vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given shotgun.
12. Once the journey has begun, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. However if they feel the road requires their full attention, or they simply cannot be arsed any more, duty is passed to the shotgunner. However putting on crap tunes or allowing for silence when the iPod finishes a song or ANY instances of TAKE THAT will result in demotion to bitch seat.
13. Anyone calling shotgun must have his or her shoes on. This is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on and slowing the journey. This is known as the Shoe Rule.
14. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsies and other girly calls!
15. Despite the debate, shotgun CAN be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door, etc).
16. When travelling with a couple, one of the couple MUST shotgun the front. No one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are in the back all over each other.
17. If someone has successfully called shotgun, they have the right to the front seat. They do not have the right to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if I was driving"). If the passenger does this, then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder.
18. If someone says, "what’s shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk.
19. If the shotgunner attempts to open the door just as the driver is unlocking it and jams the lock half open so that the driver needs to lock it and unlock it again, the shotgunner forfeits their position. This is known as shotgun suicide.
20. The holder of shotgun assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off license nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is in essence the copilot and therefore the enforcer of behavior in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/water spraying/bag throwing at the passengers in the back.
21. Automatic "couple's rights act 1997". This law states that, if the driver is the boyfriend/girlfriend of a passenger in the car, this person has the right to the seat of their choice.
22. If one of the potential occupants of the vehicle is dressed (convincingly) as a pirate then they are given automatic shotgun. In the event of more than one pirate being present, a sword fight shall determine the successful shotgunner. This is known as The Pirate Rule.
23. When driving past a woman walking a dog, everyone in the car must shout out the window, "who's walking who?” It is the shotgunner’s responsibility and failure to spot potential heckling, results in demotion to the bitch seat!
24. When riding in a 2 or 3 door car, it is the responsibility of the shotgunner to allow rear passengers in and out of the back of the car, NOT THE DRIVERS!! Regardless of the weather conditions.
25. Obviously the previous rule on the subject didn’t clarify things completely with everyone coming up with a new rule that over rules shotgun. NOTHING overrules shotgun. Shotgun is final and cannot be overruled!!!!
26. It is the successful shotgunners responsibility to be on the look out for any police and/or speed cameras. if the shotgunner doesn't spot a speed camera and this results in a speeding ticket it is immediately their fault and not the drivers.
27. anyone posting links to shit websites that no one cares about will be permanently demoted to the bitch seat. seriously fuck off no one cares....
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Polatics Explained
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
(Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.)
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
(Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.)
Server 01
I replaced my array of external drives with a mini Server. Took me about 2 days to get all the IDE drives to actually work together and to allow remote access to it. Working inside the Micro chassis was a mission, I actually had to remove the PSU to get the main board in, but the end results i find acceptable
IMAGAES COMMING SOON
IMAGAES COMMING SOON
L.A.R.T. Badger
The L.A.R.T. (Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool) is pretty much any tool that can be swung at a LUSER that causes you greef. The Badger L.A.R.T. Inspired by William Warwick, is a favourite, but obtaining a badger in this country is rather hard.
GZ-M1 Micro Chassis
This little baby works wonders for Mini-Servers, although it is a mission to work in as are all bloody Micro Chassis
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