Silly Woman

ANSWERS

1. CHOOSE ONE
* CAKE
(CAKE IS AWESOME + 10)
* PIE
(If there is no cake it will do +5)
* Neither
(I’m Allergic to one of the ingredients in both) (Medical Excuse +0 yes ZERO)
* Neither
(GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOUSE -10)

2. CHOOSE ONE
* Pirates
(Pirates are cool +5)
* Ninja
(DUDE ITS FREAKING NINJA'S COMON! + 10)
* Neither
(YOU MUST CHOOSE A SIDE OR DIE -5)
* I don’t understand
(Good, we need more fuel for the fire, how well do you Burn? -20)

3. Do You Have A Zombie Plan?
* Yes
(Excellent +10)
* No
(Good you're Zombie Fodder -5)
* A what now?
(Dude, seriously? Wait. What? Listen. I HATE YOU -10)

4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
* A wood chuck could chuck no amount of wood cause a wood chuck can’t chuck wood
(+5)
* All of it
(FAIL -10)
* Yes
(Exactly +10)

5. CHOOSE ONE
* Unreal
(Unreal is GOD +10)
* Quake
(If Unreal is not available +5)
* What are these words?
(Seriously Kill yourself. Now -20)

6. CHOOSE ONE
* PC
(All HAIL +10)
* Mac
(If you are an animator or other creative person +10 otherwise -20 fucking loser)
* Both
(I'm sorry what? -10)
* I don’t understand the choices
(I'm sorry are you from the past? -100)

7. When Asked you address what do you do?
* Provide your postal and or physical address
(+1)
* Provide an IP Address
(For Funny effect +5)
* Provide a MAC address
(For L33tn355 +10)
* Neither I live in a box leeching power from a main line to game on
(Theft is not kewl and neither is being homeless man get a fucking job loser -50)

8. How Frequently do you shower/bath (Deodorant is not the same)
* Daily
(Good Man +20)
* Weekly
(Well at least you Bath +5)
* Monthly
(dude, by this time no amount of soap will make you clean -10)
* I Have a French citizenship
(Die. Please. Away from me - 100)
* Yes
(Is always a good answer +5)
* Hourly
(how do you find time to game? -5)

9. CHOOSE TWO
* Anime
(+10)
* Cartoons
(+10)
* Live Action
(+5)
* Soap Opera
(-50)

10. PICK ONE
* Wolverine
(+10)
* Gambit
(+10)
* Night Crawler
(+10)
* Professor X
(+5)
* Jean Grey
(-5)
* Cyclops
(-10)
* Jubilee
(-20)
* Ice Man
(+5)
* Colossus
(+5)
* Who are these people?
(You're an embarrassment to the gene pool. -50)

11. What is your gender?
* Male
(+10)
* Female
(+10)
* Steven Pikker
(+5)

12. What is your gender online?
* Male
(Correct there are only Men Online +10)
* Female
(FAIL there are no gurls on teh internets -50)

13. THERE IS NO 13th Question
* Yes
(Nuff Said -0)

14. What is the first thing one does at a LAN
* Brag about everything new you have
(Fagget, atleast u brought new stuff -5)
* State how awesome your mad gaming skills are since the last one
(Noob Fagget, pawned you last time won't be different this time -10)
* Leech everything off of everyone around you
(FUCKING BANDWIDTH WHORE -20)
* Setup your PC and already have all the games installed and ready to play
(LIAR -5)
* Go get food
(Food is always good +5)
* Roll One
(Brilliant, but why has it not already been rolled? +5)
* Roll Many
(Good man +10)

15. If you lose all your data what do you do?
* No problem I have backups
(GOOD FOR YOU, but no self respecting gamer backsup +5)
* Cry
(Fucking Pansy DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT -10)
* Sell your soul to the devil to retrieve it
(NOW THAT'S DEDICATION, but Satan is a lie and you do not have a soul dumbass -5)
* Make use of your previous EMO phase and create noose and hang your neighbors
(You where EMO, Fucking Moron -100)
* Set fire to the drive, get a new one and start a new life
(We have all been there, fire always makes it better +10)

If You score 125+ congratulations you will get along with us just fine ^_^ but you're still a fagget
If you score lower then 125 get the fuck out now you fucking moron.

Do You Belong In The Colony?

1. CHOOSE ONE
* CAKE
* PIE
* Neither (I’m Allergic to one of the ingredients in both)
* Neither

2. CHOOSE ONE
* Pirates
* Ninja
* Neither
* I don’t understand

3. Do You Have A Zombie Plan?
* Yes
* No
* A what now?

4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
* A wood chuck could chuck no amount of wood cause a wood chuck can’t chuck wood
* All of it
* Yes

5. CHOOSE ONE
* Unreal
* Quake
* What are these words?

6. CHOOSE ONE
* PC
* Mac
* Both
* I don’t understand the choices

7. When Asked you address what do you do?
* Provide your postal and or physical address
* Provide an IP Address
* Provide a MAC address
* Neither I live in a box leeching power from a main line to game on

8. How Frequently do you shower/bath (Deodorant is not the same)
* Daily
* Weekly
* Monthly
* I Have a French citizenship
* Yes
* Hourly

9. CHOOSE TWO
* Anime
* Cartoons
* Live Action
* Soap Opera

10. PICK ONE
* Wolverine
* Gambit
* Night Crawler
* Professor X
* Jean Grey
* Cyclops
* Jubilee
* Ice Man
* Colossus
* Who are these people?

11. What is your gender?
* Male
* Female
* Steven Pikker

12. What is your gender online?
* Male
* Female

13. THERE IS NO 13th Question
* Yes

14. What is the first thing one does at a LAN
* Brag about everything new you have
* State how awesome your mad gaming skills are since the last one
* Leech everything off of everyone around you
* Setup your PC and already have all the games installed and ready to play
* Go get food
* Roll One
* Roll Many

15. If you lose all your data what do you do?
* No problem I have backups
* Cry
* Sell your soul to the devil to retrieve it
* Make use of your previous EMO phase and create noose and hang your neighbours
* Set fire to the drive, get a new one and start a new life

Project G33K G34R

A friend and myself have taken it upon ourselves, given the tardy state of the world in its lack of awesome geek like stuff, no not the awesome l33t shirts and such and other novelties, but actual hardware. We are attempting to create an awesome device that I shall not describe in too much detail as we wish to patent it if possible at a later stage

I will however tell you that it is a form of PDA device but we hope for it to be customizable to the individuals needs

First steps I took for this project was to secure a casing for the system, naturally We do not yet have the skills or tools to create our own so good old plastic toys are going to be used hehe.

Second step I successfully managed to disassemble my old ASUS PDA and look at the components. I was pleased to find them all acceptible to my plan and I managed to reassemble it in working condition.

Once we start work I will post some photos

We These Bored Gamers 04

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